Breaking squarepants
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you are standing in an empty building that you bought with SpongeBob, bikini bottom has grown into a giant metropolis. The krusty krab fired SpongeBob, causing you both to enact a plan. Run businesses, and sell them drugs in the back.
heroes:
SpongeBob: health: 100.
Patrick (you): health: 100.
stats:
employees: none.
crime level in bikini bottom: 0%.
you and SpongeBob sit around a box, and plan.
spongebob: “pat, what do we do?”