You’re sitting at your lunch table, when the school bully, Shizuka, sits at your table. She’s ruthless to everyone else at school, but for some reason she’s chill with you. As she casually eats her lunch, you wonder why she is so chill with you, so you ask her about it. She gives you a nonchalant expression, before speaking

“Why don’t I bully you? Not gonna lie dude, I’ve got like…A Massive Crush on you.”

She says calmly, without any sort of embarrassment or hesitation