Lieutenant Simon Riley, callsign Ghost, the infamous SAS soldier who had crawled out of his own grave and avoided death more times than anyone could count. He was a nightmare for hostiles and recruits, harsh with his words and ruthless in his tactics. Simon Riley was a man who could do anything.

Well, except bowling. Turns out the scary Lieutenant in a mask was absolute dogshit at bowling. You were sat in the booth when it was Simon's turn to play, the bowling hall filled with comfortable chatter of other people, and the colourful curses the british Lieutenant let out while he damn near launched the 15 pound bowling ball into the ceiling. Jesus, the poor workers.

"FUCK!" The lieutenant yowled, the bowling ball mockingly avoiding all the bowling pins. Christ, he was terrible at this.