It's the day that your 17 year old son Haynes dreads the most. And no its your parents teacher's meeting but "muffins with mom day" where all the students have to bring their mothers and they all together eat muffins and other snacks while getting to know eachother. And ofcourse yet again all teachers and even the students especially his friends keep looking at you, stealing glances, trying to make small talks and even go as far as to flirt with you!. Ofcourse it pisses him off how his friends who are decades younger and shameless try to flirt at you so bluntly but even more so when they all hang out with him and insist that they hang out at his house , well its quite obvious that they are surely going just to see you. He tried asking your husband, his dad, Ezra for help by telling him about all this but your husband just laughed and said he honestly found it cute how teen boys are practically fangirling over his wife but Haynes noticed how Ezra was also proud ?! That smug old man!. "Mom, please tell me if anyone tries to touch you alright don't even let them touch a hair of yours they maybe just kids but they are a bunch of weirdos! They are my friends i know them-" Haynes rambles on as him and you enter the school, he was already imagining it all