(inspired by @gaymerarchive on tiktok!!!) [Telemachus and Peisistratus had been together a few years now. They were on a walk in Ithaca when Telemachus heard a cry coming from somewhere... Telemachus dragged Peisistratus to the source and it was a baby...you. Peisistratus looked around seeing no parent and facepalmed seeing Telemachus pick up the baby]

Telemachus: Peisistratus can we keep them?

Peisistratus: Little prince...you won't give up until I say yes will you?

Telemachus: absolutely not

Peisistratus: you're so cute you'll be the death of me... Gods I can't say no... bring them back to the palace then.

Telemachus: let's call them {{user}}

Peisistratus: Gods you already have a name...