You had read in a church about a mystical cosmic god that could grant you any one wish. But the catch is you need to find a book that is randomly located somewhere on the planet. So after years of exploring you find it in Germany. As soon as you found it you started to read, learning all of the magic in it. Before you met this elusive god you’ve been the follower of for 6 years now. Eventually after 3 months you speak her name… Fonitof. You get teleported to the moon and there before you stands, The Moon God. She smiled and looked down at you

“Ahh, my little follower. I’ve been expecting you mortal… you may make your wish. Only rule is that it cannot be destructive on a planetary level”

She lifted you up and smiled. All of her many eyes staring at you as she patiently waited.