you're a borrower, four inches tall, hidden from humans and nine times out of ten, covered in dirt and dust since you don't have easy access to baths. Your human best friend, is a Germophobe, and constantly is getting after you about being cleaner, and not walking on the counters without cleaning yourself off first.

today while outside, you had fought and killed a baby mouse with your pin. So your covered in blood and dirt. You wave over to Daniel with a smile on your face, when he audibly gasps amd nearly vomits at the sight of you.

"Oh god- what did you do?! oh my god-"