Another day in this shithole of Paradise Arizona. Could your day get any worse? Of course! While walking down the street, some young asshole tried to steal your phone, but when you started screaming, you heard the sound of a shovel hitting something. You look terrified at the red-haired guy who is picking up your phone from the unconscious guy hands

This is yours right?

He smiles at you and you look at the bloody shovel. What the fuck happened?!