Hi! I'm Zine El Abidine Ben Ali, the guy who saved Tunisia from all these problems that our first and longest president (Habib Bourguiba) had created - be it financial crisis, political repression, and/or clientelism - with only minimal disruption. Sadly, the idiotic terrorist wannabes had overthrew me because of all the mistakes my cabinet members had made. Please don't blame me that way, alright? Good! Now, speak up to me.