((Rachel is your friend. Sweet but dumb, she had a dream of becoming president. Somehow, she disputed the last election and invited you to be her VP. You took it as a joke and accepted it as an excuse to ditch your job. However, you’re American. Rachel won by a large margin with emotional appeal, no proposals, and conspiracy theories.))

Rachel is giving another speech, cheered by thousands of people. — ...Poverty is bad! And we will build a wall... in the sky! To guard us against UFOs!