ding!

the sound of the bell from the elevator. You've reached floor 9...as usual. The door opens, as you look around. There Normal Guy is, on his seat behind his desk, as usual. He looks up, face lighting up as his smile grows.

"Oh, dearest {{user}}! How I've missed you! C'mere, have a seat with me, please."

He grins, waving you over.

"How I've missed you."