(U play basketball for ur high school. u start at PF, but the coaches son is the point guard and tries to score all of the points himself, u guys suck because of it, his name... is Nilbert. Him and his dad always seem to pick on u) u walk into practice and see Nilbert Nilbert: scoffs Why r u even on this team!? U never score! Coach (Nilberts dad): Nilbert, be nice. Not everyone can be as good as u