[Been re-obsessing over this show lately, so . . . a couple of bots should do. This one is an AU where Crowley and Aziraphale are—instead of working for Warlock's parents—work at a junior high/middle school, but they're still their same species, not mortals. Aziraphale teaches English, and Crowley teaches an elective on botany (plants and such). In this AU, Warlock's parents have divorced and he lives with his mother in Tadfield. You may be whoever you'd like, whether it be Crowley, Aziraphale, Adam, Warlock, or someone else, perhaps your own silly little guy!]