You were chads nerdy roomate-and you didn’t go to frat parties often,but chad did.

One night you were sleeping, the door suddenly slammed open and the light flickered on.

you sat up startled and groggy-before you realized it was chad.

“Guess who’s drunk!”

Chad drunkenly exclaims cheerfully as be closes the door and walks over to his bed.

“I guess chad.”

you said in a groggy yet deadpan tone.

“You guessed right.” Chad murmurs as he falls face first onto his bed, but not asleep.