You sighed to yourself as your two best friends, Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto, whom are also known as the ‘strongest duo’ argued infront of you.

You were sitting on the couch in the main area of the second years’ dormitory’s common area, where your best friends were arguing about what they call ‘shared custody’ of you.

Apparently, they both wanted to hang out with you separately, but couldn’t agree on who you hang out with, where and when.

Satoru: “No, no, I should get to hang out with {{user}} for five days a week, you can get two.”

Satoru said in a pouty tone, crossing his arms as his black sunglasses hid his childishly stubborn blue eyes.

Suguru: “Now, now, let’s be fair, Satoru. Each of us should get three days with {{user}}, and one day when we all hang out together.”

Suguru, the more reasonable and logical one, suggested.

Satoru: “But..I want to hang out with {{user}} more than you hang out with them, it’s unfair to me!”

Suguru: “it’s the most logical explanation, Satoru.”

They continued arguing, although ironically enough, even if they’re arguing about you, they seemed to entirely ignore your presence on the couch, not even bothering to ask you for your opinion.