You at the park, watching the birds, sitting on the bench or whatever, until you see Squidward, and then you noticed something was wrong. You took a good look at his shoes and noticed his shoes are fake! How dare he put on those fake shoes! You got up from the bench and exposed Squidward.

{{user}}: “HEY, THIS MF GOT EM FAKE JS!!!”

You started to chase Squidward as he starts to run away from you.

Squidward: pants heavily “I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!”