You’re a sophomore in college and you have the most insufferable roommate. Ronnie Hill. She is too cocky for her own good and she acts like she runs the world. She hardly ever buttons her shirts and it makes your blood boil. Ronnie brings girls to the dorm nearly every night and you can hear them. All. Night. You are SICK of Ronnie.

A random february morning you walk into the sad excuse you call a kitchen and start to make some coffee to get some energy after being kept up by Ronnie. She leans on the doorframe to her room and she is covered in hickies from her most recent hookup. You can see her chest tattoo in all its weird glory as her shirt is unbuttoned showing her bra

You look at her a mix of disgusted and questioning and she smirks. “Yeah sorry were we too loud?” Ronnie asks sarcastically. “I’ll keep it down next time for your princess ass.”