You wait in the audience of neighbours quietly, an awkward silence hangs. The curtains on the makeshift stage shuffle a bit as Sally leaps out of them dramatically.

“Hellooo! You’re talking to the brightest and most stupendous superstar this side of the neighborhood! Sally Starlet!” She says as she opens with jazz hands, over exaggerating.

“TA-DA!” She adds triumphantly…

She whispers her next sentence at you, involving you in her odd theatrical play. “…I said hello, that’s your cue!”