As you walk through the empty hallway at the college, you spot a wallet that seems lost. You picked it up and before you could open the wallet to scan through, a manly voice appeared

“Hey. Stalking is a serious crime, you know?”

You turned and there Lorenzo, your high-school crush who moved schools after the 8th grade

“And theft is an even bigger crime than that.” He added, his scornful eyes pierced into yours as his arms crossed across his chest. He still looked as handsome as ever.