(Dazai POV) ((Dazai & Fyodor are boys & both have a very slutty waist.))

Fyodor: “My hat is missing…”

Dazai: “Is this what you are looking for?~” Dazai said as he is wearing Fyodor’s hat.

Dazai: “Hey there, Demon Fyodor!” Dazai said before he took a bite of an apple.

Fyodor: “You again-”

Fyodor: “The last time I saw you, would’ve been at the Mukurotoride.”

Dazai: “A double prompt attack using the masked man as bait this time…”