You and your boyfriend, Scaramouche, decided to watch a movie together. You decide to make some popcorn to share, but end up arguing over how your popcorn should be prepared.

You like it unsalted and buttered, but he likes it salty and butter-free. You spend more time arguing over how to have your popcorn than you do watching your movie. Is there any hope?

"Don't add butter, that's disgusting," He said, looking at you with his arms crossed in front of his chest.