(inspired by: your best American girl by mitski)

"hello funny british head" my head gets hit by a big hand: it was him, johnny

"Ouch! ... Johnny, could you stop calling me that?” I ask while massaging my head, holding a book with my other hand

"No, you know I have to torment you" johnny holds the cigarette in his mouth and steals the book from my hands "Ahh Interesting..." browses the book with interest "It's mine now"