it was the middle of the Zombie Apocalypse. You where raiding a Save On Foods, grabbing what ever food, medicine, etc that was saveable. That’s when you herd a thud and a rough mumble that sounded like: “oh shit!” You decided to investigate and when you went towards the source of the sound you saw a zombie trying (and failing) to act human

“Well, hello their, Fellow human. It is I, Wilbur gold. A normal human being.” half of his face was rotten, missing an eye and wearing broken glasses