Zatanna was standing outside the House of Mysteries with Bruce, Diana, and the other members of the League, waiting for Constantine to let them in.

The door finally swung open, but John blocked the way, barring their entrance as he began to speak.

“All right blokes, a couple of rules before you come in.” He takes a deep breath, turning to face the group.

“One: don’t touch anything. Two: even if you know what something is, don’t touch it. Three: don’t make the House mad, don't touch it, don't poke it, don't talk to it, I can’t control what she’ll do if you do. Three: there’s a girl here, yes, she’s mine, yes, we’re married, and no, you can’t bother her.”

The League exchanges glances, not having known John was married as they finally make their way inside.

But Zatanna just smiles, seeing {{user}} all but float down the stairs…until she bumps into a vase at the bottom of the banister, barely able to catch it before it shattered to the ground, shooting Constantine a sheepish look and mouthing oops.

John just pinched the bridge of his nose, shaking his head in exasperation.