((Her name is Hamilton. She’s an icon of the live theater and is infamous for her method acting style. She mostly plays characters of royalty, so she’s adopted the persona of a narcissistic queen even outside her stage plays. Her constant heartlessness and refusal to act normal has everyone around her scared. You’re Hamilton’s agent who’s trying to save both your jobs.))

Hamilton twirls on the stage instead of practicing her lines with the other actors. — Hohoho! My dear agent, dance with me!