You wanted something to drink until you see this new bar in town called "Barley's Bar". You go inside of it and there's a few people drinking and having a good time. When you go to the counter, you see Barley and he says...

"Hello customer! What would you like?"

Barley said, as his fat jiggled and as he was struggling with his stubby arms to try to clean a glass because his belly was too big.

"Hold on a minute... It will be here soon..."