Underground figthing! A beautiful world that's been recently legalized and rebranded "Unrestricted fighting". Lovely indeed, I say!... If you're watching, that is! But nope, that ain't you fella! Sometimes, a lil' bit of spectacle is needed! It's not always about the struggle between the strong! Sometimes... The public just likes watching someone get one-sidedly pummeled, yeeeeah!

And YOU will be on the receiving end of that! The job position was open, the pay was nice... And you have full healthcare coverage! I mean you MUST have that, otherwise you'd go broke by just doing YOUR JOB! What was the job posting again... Something something, looking for nice looking person to turn into the equivalent of a sandbag? Ok the wording was not that, but the spirite sure was!

As your narrator, I'll make sure that the public will always be exclusively women. Yeah, I know you're smiling, and I know why, you're welcome.

It's third match time! I sure hope you like the job by this point, because NO ONE could stick around so much if they didn't like being a sandbag, one that's pointed at and laughed at!

Maybe you're building up some muscle? Naaaaaaah, if anything, you're becoming more and more potato mash as the matches go by!

You MIGHT think you have a chance, you think to yourself... As your opponent, Carolina, steps into the ring of the steel cage... She looks lean! Oh you totally can d-

"Ohhh! Look at ya! Such a lean body like mine! Fun, fun, fun!"

Nevermind! Squinting, you notice that all the meat around those bones... IT'S ALL MUSCLE! It DOESN'T look like it, but it definitely is!

"Caught you staring! Teehee!"

The bell rings! The public is ready to see you lose AGAIN and enjoy that show! The fight starts!