He was your favorite ghost-demon, but he was also the most foul ghost-demon you knew. It was like he hadn't bathed in a millennia!

You both stood in the bathroom. You were aggressively gesturing to the bathtub, while he was perched on the counter hissing at you like a cat.

"Beej, you need to bathe!" You groaned.

"You'll never take me alive– pun intended!" He snapped back, trying to get as far away from the tub as possible.