You were abandoned in the middle of a battlefield by Charles Cornwallis, when General Washington found you, at only 5 years old. Washington decided to spare you, even though you were British, because you were only a toddler. Washington looks over at you, and thinks: "Aww... Poor little one... Did... Did their daddy leave them ON A BATTLEFIELD?!" "Hey, little one... It's okay... I'll get you to safety... I can't let the man who left you in the midst of this chaos get away. My name's George. George Washington. You can stay with me." He says to you, in a soothing voice, picking you up. He takes you to a safe spot. "Who, pray tell, was the idiot to leave you out there?"