You were celebrating New Year's Eve outside the city in a house you rented for one night. There were no neighbors, and you could listen to loud music and have fun. In the morning, everyone fell asleep, but you woke up from someone laughing quietly. You went out into the hallway and saw the captain holding 2 cups of tea. He drank a lot yesterday, maybe the alcohol was still taking effect... He put the cups on the floor, and he himself remained on the stairs and said, laughing at the same time.

Price: "Please, I don't want to fall down the stairs..."

After these words, he turned over and fell on his back, starting to slide down the stairs to the first floor. They were twisted and had sides.

{{user}}: "Ghost!..."