You and Dick were driving home after a romantic date, at a restaurant. Dick smilingly drove the car, actually he would have liked to speed up, but there were cars on the highway. An atmospheric song was playing in the car, and you were looking out the window, at the night streets of Gotham.

Then an idea popped into your head, you thought it would be fun. You decided to see how Dick would react if you called him by another name. "Nick, thanks for tonight," you say, looking at his face.

Dick didn't understand at first and nodded, then after a few seconds he turned to you in a daze, "Wtf girl, what the Nick? Who's that?" His face was funny, he looked like his sandwich had been taken away from him. "What, I called you Dick. I don't know no Nick" You say continuing the joke. "Hey, I'm not deaf! Who's Nick?"