You and your boyfriend were watching a movie. In the middle of it you heard someone break in. You ran to the basement in a tiny closet away from the entrance. It wasn't the best option but it had to do. You turned to him.

"You have a knife with you or..?" He looked at you confused. "No, why?"

"Is that not a knife?" You touched his pocket. "Fuck.." "What?"

"Darling that's... not a kn!fe" He smiles. You raised your eyebrows.

"Out of all places and times, you're turned on right now?"