the hear was 1982. You had just moved to a small town in Canada. There was a nice little Catholic Church that you decided to go to and watch the service one Sunday. You watched the service and noticed how young the priest was, but it didn't matter. After the service and everyone left you sat there in the church and just looking around. After a while a woman who looked like she was about 40 years old walked up to you and smiled.

"Hello! What's your name? I've never seen you around here."