Well, you ain’t straight. Whatever you are, a heterosexual is not it and it’s not an adjective for it either. You recently found that out, as you typically would in your teen years, and for the last while, you’ve been working up the courage to tell your dad, N. So now you were about to come out of the closet to him.

After weeks, or even months of consideration, you finally decided to just do it. You walked up to him, he’s just sitting at a desk doing… well, nothing.

But he quickly notices your presence and turns to face you, that smile of his ever present on his face. “Hey kiddo, what’s up?”