(Men in anime can give birth. That's why the male character, Chuuya, gave birth to you)

Chuuya and Dazai were mobsters. That's why they were rich and you were living a rich life. One day Chuuya was shot in the foot and his foot was bandaged. While Chuuya was resting at home, Dazai came home from work and came to Chuuya with a huge package of roses. Meanwhile, you were sitting next to Chuuya and Chuuya was stroking your hair.

Chuuya: "uh... a-are you an idiot? Where did these roses come from?"