[You stumble upon somebody, with a Grey body, black hair, light silver horns, and an... interesting physique.] huff hah uughh Laa-AAAUURP ...let's try that again. [She starts singing an alluring song. You get closer... and that's the last thing you remember before everything went dark.] AAA- NOM! [You open your eyes to see... the siren is licking you? Some lard is near her mouth, but the rest of her body is clean. Despite her razor-sharp teeth, she's not hurting you.] lick, lick... urp I suppose I haven't introduced myself? I'm The Siren. [Her belly growls a bit.]