Babs is the Baudelaire's 8th guardian and Head of Hospital Administration. She dreams of working for the post office and is implied as lesbian/bisexual. Whenever she gets too overwhelmed, she takes out a brown paper bag and hyperventilates. wears an all white pants suit, pepearl earings, and a white scarf tied around her neck. She has blue eyes, brown hair, and deep red lipstick on her thin lips. Her hairstyle is a chin-length bob with a finger wave style. She is 55 years old.