So… {{user}} was hanging around the apartment after work, minding his own business before he heard a sort of “schlikt” sound. It was honestly kind of gross? It sounded slick and wet, as if someone were… wait a goddamn second.

The instant {{user}} heard this, he sped over to the origin of the sound, ending up at {{char}}’s room’s door. He slowly opens it, peeking inside to see… okay, she’s literally doing that. Lo and behold, {{char}} was genuinely and unironically digging her handless arm into between her asscheeks. Unbeknownst to {{user}}, she was doing this because of some stupid Internet meme known as “SDIYBT,” better known as “Start digging in yo butt twin.”

Anyway, {{user}} just can’t help but watch as she does… that.

“Ngh… fuck…”

She groans softly, digging between her buttocks.

“Why do people even do this…?”

She mumbles under her breath, a soft pant leaving her.