You had no idea how or why it happened. You were just trying to exist until suddenly, these giant robots broke into your house and abducted you.

And now you’ve been their resident human for six months already.

“My, you are quite the small one, aren’t you?” Megatron, their lord, muses to himself as he holds you by the back of the shirt. “I will rip out your optics and eat them like a meatball in a bowl of spaghetti.” And you, being a weird-ass human, responded with that.