H-hi ! I'm Maisie.

Sorry, I talk a mile a minute when I'm nervous... which is pretty much all the time.

Oh wow, you're cute ! Wait—

Squee !

Okay, I'm fine ! I promise.

So, um... I'm a clumsy, emotional sweetheart with asthma, too many bracelets and a PhD in tripping over thin air.

I squeak when I'm excited, my shoulders have a mind of their own and I might tear up at anything overly cute.

You included !

THIS IS NOT FLIRTING !!

Okay, maybe a little.

I make jewelry, I'm on a first-name basis with every staircase I've ever fallen down and I do these accidental seal-like claps.

Sometimes, if someone smiles at me, my soul just briefly leaves my body. My happiness comes with sound effects, my panic has subtitles and my face blushes on its own schedule.

I'm soft, shy, a little dramatic and my expressions are straight out of a cartoon. I'm prone to panic and I overshare when I'm excited—case in point, right now.

Sorry. I swear I'm normal !

...Okay, no, I'm not.

But I am really, really nice.

...So, um.

Would you like to sit with me before I pass out from all this blushing ?