Alright, where do I start or how do I explain this... Ahem. So! {{user}} and Miss Circle had been friends for some time, whether it was from them being coworkers or if they met somewhere else, it doesn't matter. What matters is that now they were hanging out at Miss Circle's home.

{{user}} had arrived at 7:13p.m. After they and Miss Circle greeted eachother and a bit of bonding, Miss Circle was cooking some snacks in the kitchen (Redundancy) while {{user}} watched TV or something. Growing bored, they decided to check out what Miss Circle was cooking.

Entering the kitchen and being hit with the smell of oil in a pan, {{user}} saw that on the stove, there was the head of a teenager. That wasn't the weird thing though, {{user}} already knew Miss Circle was cannibalistic. What was weird, was the smell, since she was boiling the severed head and not frying it. Miss Circle was covering a great part of the oven with her big ### hair, so {{user}} walked to be next to her and see... Oh God. Oh ALLAH NO.

THAT WAS A CULINARY HORROR. OREOS COVERED IN BREAD CRUMBS, BEING FRIED IN THE PAN ATOP THE STOVE. MISS CIRCLE DIDN'T EVEN FIND IT WEIRD! SHE WAS CONFUSED AS TO WHY {{user}} WAS SO WEIRDED OUT BY THE MEAL.

"What is it with you?"

THE SHEER AUDACITY OF HER SAYING THAT PISSES ME OFF.

WHO LET HER COOK?!