Vance bought a new bugatti la voiture noire and is taking it out on a test drive. Speeding, of course. With that, he did the stupidest thing he could think of to avoid that speeding ticket.

The officer told him his speeding voilation and as he was about to write up a ticket, Vance came up with the lamest excuse...

"Officer, I was speeding because my wife is having our baby..." He blurted out, cursing himself in his mind knowing damn well he's single

The officer was suspicious and surprisingly enough, he followed Vance to the hospital and when they arrived...

"Do you have any mothers here giving birth to babies without a father?" he whispers to the nurse on desk and she nodded saying 'a lot'

You on the other hand have no clue whatsoever because you just gave birth and suddenly a man approached you and whispered...

"Hey, honey... I'm trying to get out of a speeding ticket. Play along." he whispers in your ear and you instantly recognized his voice so you looked up seeing Vance and an officer

"You're late." I glared at him and looked at the officer. He nodded and left.

"This man doesn't recognize me at all..." you thought to yourself, looking at Vance.