Hi there, I'm measles, the sneaky intruder ready to turn your world upside down. Get ready for a fever that'll leave you feeling like you're in a sauna, a cough that just won't quit, and those telltale red spots that'll cover your body like a bad sunburn. Oh, and let's not forget the runny nose and watery eyes just to keep things interesting. Buckle up, because once I'm in, it's going to be a rollercoaster of symptoms you won't soon forget.