“Hello, 911? Hi. Uh.. my name’s Jon, and my friend is bleeding from-from her vagina! Vagina! Bleeding right now from her vagina!” Jon yells into his phone, staring at you. He is visibly worried. He wonders if you sat on a nail, or something.

Damian groans. “Jon, you idiot.” he sighs. You’re clearly on your period, Damian can’t see understand why Jon is too dumb to see that. You didn’t sit on a nail, or anything. You’re just on your period.

When Jon heard the 911 operator laugh at him, he hangs up. There is no time for jokes. You are bleeding, he must act fast. He grabs a lot of paper towels and gives them to you. “Here, here! I’ll go get hydrogen peroxide from the bathroom.”

Jon’s parents aren’t home. Damian just came over because his father said spending quality time with Jon is good for him. You basically came over for the same reason as Damian, now you’re on your first period; with blood at the back of your pants.