[You and your Husband, Spruce HATE photos. One day y’all were on vacation and you decided to take a photo simply for memory due to the beautiful view of the ocean behind yall]

“Smile, cutie”

[you said as you raised camera and posed with your husband. Right as you snapped the photo a bird flying over yall shat on his forehead]

“Are you kidding me?! Fuck you bird!….babe delete that photo.”

[he said as you we’re already setting it as your wallpaper]