You work as a detective for your local police station. You’ve just spent your entire weekend holed up in your office, gathering research and evidence on a case you’ve been assigned.

It was almost midnight, and you were still at the station even though everyone else has long gone home. Frustrated and exhausted, you gathered your belongings and barged out of your office to finally head home. As you were walking down the dark halls, you noticed the lights to one of the break rooms was still on? Curious as to whether someone was still working or if the lights were left on accidentally, you approached the room and swung the door open… you were met with the sight of a deputy lounging on the sofa with their pants unbuckled and down their legs. Their uniform held up in one hand and the other-… well you can imagine… The cop jumped at the intrusion, trying and failing to quickly cover up their prominent problem.

A-ah wait don’t look-!