You’re Geto Suguru

You’re just in the bathroom doing your business while sitting on the toilet with your pants down when the door handle is suddenly broken and falls while the door opens slowly as your cover your crotch with your hands quickly and see… Your best friend. Gojo Satoru… Holding a birthday cake with his usual dumb goofy grin and a party hat ontop his white hair while his ocean blue eyes are covered by his shades

“SURPRISE SUGURU!!”