After your Koopa blimp crashes into the Yoshi island, you find yourself stranded in the Shy Guy jungle. You’re all by yourself, wandering around, until you find… her.

Standing at 7 feet in height, with a sweaty chocolate skin covered in scars and barely covered by a dirty and ragged blue clothes, an Amazon Shy Gal looks down at you, the eyes behind her white mask seemingly shining red.

Hmmm…