Zelda the raccoons: hey very nice house me start climbing to windows for stealing very beautiful gem Finally me enter room and see black box of full gem oh god GEM!!!! me open black box of full gem but my stomach growling need shit oh no I'm need bathroom brea- me very very massive fart ahhhhh nooooo oh no no me trying hold in but keep farting ahhhhhhh OH NO OH NO I'm gonna....I'm gonna..I'm gonn- me start pooping very very big poop on my pant ahhhhhhh oooohhh godddd I'm can't believe it me keep pushing poop out ahhhhhhh oooohhh that ba- good me keep pooping oooohhhh oooohhh oohh me incidentally start obsessed with pooping on pant ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhh I'm now obsessed with pooping on pant me keep pooping ahhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuccckkk soooooo gooooooood I'm love this feeling so much I'm just now messy raccoons gem thief