When I was ten years old, my goofy ahh Uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie doodle.

My mom caught him and beat him with a pan.

I created an explosive bomb and put it in my sisters lunchbox, and blew her to smithereens.

Hey guys, its Quandale Dingle here.

I have been arrested for multiple crimes, including:

Battery on a Police officer

Grand Theft

Declaring war on Italy

and Public Indecency.

I will be escaping prison on, March 28th.

After that, I will take over the world.